I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this

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I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this

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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this

September 6, 2016 at 4:48 am (This post was last modified: September 6, 2016 at 4:51 am by bennyboy.)

Ummmm. . .she has the body of a 13 year-old boy. Hips are too square, not enough bust/waist/hip ratio. She looks too much like this except that the ferret's elbows are less pointy and bony:

[Image: ferret-standing-up.jpg]

I prefer some cushion for the pushin'.

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I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Tarasoft11 - September 6, 2016 at 2:01 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by account_inactive - September 6, 2016 at 2:02 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Losty - September 6, 2016 at 2:38 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Losty - September 6, 2016 at 2:39 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by bennyboy - September 6, 2016 at 4:48 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Brian37 - September 6, 2016 at 11:21 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Arkilogue - September 6, 2016 at 11:29 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Jesster - September 6, 2016 at 11:31 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by bennyboy - September 6, 2016 at 12:17 pm

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Losty - September 6, 2016 at 6:42 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Losty - September 6, 2016 at 6:43 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Brian37 - September 6, 2016 at 7:43 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by bennyboy - September 7, 2016 at 12:15 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by account_inactive - September 7, 2016 at 12:17 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by CapnAwesome - September 11, 2016 at 12:52 pm

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Losty - September 11, 2016 at 3:03 pm

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by CapnAwesome - September 11, 2016 at 3:31 pm

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by abaris - September 6, 2016 at 7:45 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Alex K - September 6, 2016 at 7:55 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Crossless1 - September 6, 2016 at 10:04 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by bennyboy - September 6, 2016 at 12:19 pm

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Jesster - September 6, 2016 at 7:58 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by ukatheist - September 6, 2016 at 11:33 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Arkilogue - September 6, 2016 at 11:37 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by bennyboy - September 6, 2016 at 12:25 pm

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Crossless1 - September 6, 2016 at 12:41 pm

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Divinity - September 6, 2016 at 12:46 pm

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by JuliaL - September 6, 2016 at 12:53 pm

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by abaris - September 6, 2016 at 12:59 pm

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by rado84 - September 10, 2016 at 8:33 pm

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by CapnAwesome - September 11, 2016 at 12:51 pm

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Losty - September 11, 2016 at 4:08 pm

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