Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?

[Fidel_Castronaut]

I'm nice to people who are nice to me in my own immediate sphere of influence. I'll smile, hold doors, help carry stuff, whatever. Most people I think it would be fair to say think I'm a nice person.

But if someone pisses me off or is rude, I go hyper British contained rage. For those who don't know what that is it's usually a sarcastic comment, or icy stares into the back of someone's head with dark, dark thoughts, followed by a non-committed smile if they turn around and notice you. They know what you've been thinking though, " you total cunt stain. You fucking cock jockey, not saying thank you when I held the door, like you're too good. Hodor did it to save a disabled kid's life and they gave him eternal gratitude. But you can't be bothered your arseto say thanks? Well fuck you prick face." But they don't say anything and neither do you. You've had a silent battle, and you know you've won. You just know. You get satisfaction knowing if there was a situation where you could hold the door to stop evil zombies eating the guys face, you'd just let the door swing open, smiling as they tore his Little face off. And as he was about to die, you'd just whisper into his ear "thanks"