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Hey Void!
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Hey Void!
The way I figure it, you are closest to the International Dateline so it will get to be 6 PM on the 21st in New Zealand before it gets to anyone else on the board. Since these asshole fundies claim that the rapture will happen time zone by time zone at 6 PM your assignment is to go outside at 6 PM and see if any xtians lift off for fucking heaven. Please bring an umbrella with you in case any of them start shitting bricks....you know what a pidgeon can do your car imagine some full-of-shit religious asshole opening up!

Your assignment is then to come back and report to us how many xtians you observed blasting off.

Think you can handle that?

Cool Shades
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Hey Void! - by Minimalist - May 20, 2011 at 3:01 am
RE: Hey Void! - by theVOID - May 20, 2011 at 3:35 am
RE: Hey Void! - by Minimalist - May 20, 2011 at 11:51 am
RE: Hey Void! - by tackattack - May 20, 2011 at 4:55 am
RE: Hey Void! - by theVOID - May 20, 2011 at 5:00 am
RE: Hey Void! - by tackattack - May 20, 2011 at 5:10 am
RE: Hey Void! - by theVOID - May 20, 2011 at 5:18 am
RE: Hey Void! - by Darwinian - May 20, 2011 at 5:49 am
RE: Hey Void! - by Zen Badger - May 20, 2011 at 5:27 am
RE: Hey Void! - by tackattack - May 20, 2011 at 6:28 am
RE: Hey Void! - by Zen Badger - May 20, 2011 at 6:55 am
RE: Hey Void! - by theVOID - May 20, 2011 at 4:00 pm
RE: Hey Void! - by tackattack - May 20, 2011 at 8:24 pm
RE: Hey Void! - by theVOID - May 21, 2011 at 12:25 am
RE: Hey Void! - by Cinjin - May 21, 2011 at 1:32 am
RE: Hey Void! - by tackattack - May 20, 2011 at 6:58 am
RE: Hey Void! - by Shell B - May 20, 2011 at 2:04 pm
RE: Hey Void! - by Cinjin - May 20, 2011 at 3:25 pm
RE: Hey Void! - by Doubting Thomas - May 20, 2011 at 2:57 pm
RE: Hey Void! - by Minimalist - May 20, 2011 at 3:00 pm
RE: Hey Void! - by Violet - May 20, 2011 at 4:48 pm
RE: Hey Void! - by Minimalist - May 20, 2011 at 9:22 pm
RE: Hey Void! - by Jax - May 20, 2011 at 11:40 pm
RE: Hey Void! - by tackattack - May 21, 2011 at 2:04 am
RE: Hey Void! - by Faith No More - May 21, 2011 at 2:19 am
RE: Hey Void! - by Minimalist - May 21, 2011 at 2:39 am
RE: Hey Void! - by Justtristo - May 21, 2011 at 6:09 am
RE: Hey Void! - by tackattack - May 21, 2011 at 6:47 am
RE: Hey Void! - by Justtristo - May 21, 2011 at 7:02 am

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