I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this

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I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this

Losty

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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this

September 11, 2016 at 4:08 pm

I don't really have qualifiers. If I'm attracted to someone I am. Teeth and hygiene are the most important for me. Intelligence...I find it attractive. It's not to say I could even meet my own standard in that area, but it's not the main thing either. If you're an asshole I'm not going to date you no matter how smart or sexy you might be.

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I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Tarasoft11 - September 6, 2016 at 2:01 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by account_inactive - September 6, 2016 at 2:02 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Losty - September 6, 2016 at 2:38 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Losty - September 6, 2016 at 2:39 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by bennyboy - September 6, 2016 at 4:48 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Brian37 - September 6, 2016 at 11:21 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Arkilogue - September 6, 2016 at 11:29 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Jesster - September 6, 2016 at 11:31 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by bennyboy - September 6, 2016 at 12:17 pm

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Losty - September 6, 2016 at 6:42 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Losty - September 6, 2016 at 6:43 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Brian37 - September 6, 2016 at 7:43 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by bennyboy - September 7, 2016 at 12:15 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by account_inactive - September 7, 2016 at 12:17 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by CapnAwesome - September 11, 2016 at 12:52 pm

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Losty - September 11, 2016 at 3:03 pm

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by CapnAwesome - September 11, 2016 at 3:31 pm

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by abaris - September 6, 2016 at 7:45 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Alex K - September 6, 2016 at 7:55 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Crossless1 - September 6, 2016 at 10:04 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by bennyboy - September 6, 2016 at 12:19 pm

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Jesster - September 6, 2016 at 7:58 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by ukatheist - September 6, 2016 at 11:33 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Arkilogue - September 6, 2016 at 11:37 am

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by bennyboy - September 6, 2016 at 12:25 pm

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Crossless1 - September 6, 2016 at 12:41 pm

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Divinity - September 6, 2016 at 12:46 pm

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by JuliaL - September 6, 2016 at 12:53 pm

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by abaris - September 6, 2016 at 12:59 pm

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by rado84 - September 10, 2016 at 8:33 pm

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by CapnAwesome - September 11, 2016 at 12:51 pm

RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by Losty - September 11, 2016 at 4:08 pm

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