your views on modern day porn consumption

[KevinM1]

No matter how accessible it is, I still have no interest in watching most of it. Some are extremely comical but most are not remotely sexually appealing. Some oiled up grunting guy doing an over dramatic chick who makes eye contact with the camera while pretending to like it....nerp not sexy.

Yup.

I've watched a ton of porn (hey, I'm a perpetually single disabled virgin, what do you want from me? ), and I like the porn from the 70s and really early 80s the best, for a lot of reasons:

A lot fewer oiled up rage roiders with butt pimples for the guys
A lot less ladies with way, way too much/terrible plastic surgery
No staring directly into the camera, but actually looking at their partner (what a novel concept!)
Some actual sensuality, not just "imma jackhammer her for 20 minutes"
Some semblance of story and acting, even though it's still terrible
And when all else fails, I can make fun of their fashion and hair (porn staches were a thing, and they were hideously glorious!)

Modern porn sucks.  It's a literal meat grinder done on the cheap with GoPros and hotel rooms/rented offices/some buddy's apartment.  It feels skeezy all around.