RE: your views on modern day porn consumption
September 16, 2016 at 3:42 pm
(This post was last modified: September 16, 2016 at 3:52 pm by Cyberman.)
(September 16, 2016 at 12:05 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I'm too old to have an opinion but I do find most porn to be terribly boring. There was a XXX version of Alice in Wonderland some years back that they actually put some effort into. It was a musical. There was one of Cinderella, too.
I have the Alice one on my, er, hard drive. It is hilariously entertaining.
Porn parodies can be great. I've seen everything from The Dukes of Hazzard to Batman, via Scooby Doo and The Munsters. Seriously. The X-Files one is a damn good story beyond the sex scenes.
Oh, and the Star Wars one with Tom Byron as Obi-Wan Kenobi works better as a plain parody than a porno. "Her resistance to my probe is considerable". "Come for me, Obi-Wan... Come for me..."
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