RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 24, 2016 at 1:38 am
(This post was last modified: September 24, 2016 at 1:41 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(September 24, 2016 at 1:27 am)paulpablo Wrote:(September 23, 2016 at 11:47 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: I figure it would take about 4 or 5 wrestling around with the thing till one could bite through the brachial artery on the inside of the left bicep. It would bleed out in a minute or two. A femoral artery would work on the inside of either thigh but then you gotta watch out for gorilla junk.
Good luck trying to use your blunt omnivore teeth with human bite power on a gorilla while he's thrashing around.
You're not giving your species proper credit. We use our blunt omnivore teeth to bite thrashing primates with regularity.......
@Ark...you -want- him dragging you, or a clone. That way he does all the work on getting your teeth nice and close. Fingers, wrist, under forearm. Nom nom nom nom. Pull a Tyson on that motherfucker.
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