RE: How many clones of yourself vs 1 gorilla?
September 24, 2016 at 2:42 am
(This post was last modified: September 24, 2016 at 2:47 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(September 24, 2016 at 2:39 am)Arkilogue Wrote: Just kick him repeatedly in the nuts till he gives up. Works on nearly every man in TV commercials.
IKR? Sharing time! I have a lot of kids. What that means for my nuts is that there hasn;t been a day in over a decade that they haven;t been kicked, stepped on, or otherwise abused. At some point it stops doing what it used to do. I can;t even remember when I stopped cringing or keeling over. I just know that when it happens, now....it just makes me fucking angry. Havent they been through enough, assholes? Hulk Smash! They're only alive because of my un-yeildingly inconvenient love for them. That and the fact that the wife would gut me in my sleep. Otherwise, me and those heathens would have scores to settle.
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