RE: Favorite Quotes by Comedians
May 27, 2011 at 2:09 pm
(This post was last modified: May 27, 2011 at 2:12 pm by Jaysyn.)
Bill Hicks Wrote:"A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant."
Bill Hicks Wrote:“See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do, and if you don’t believe drugs have done some good things for us, do me a favor, go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes and all your CDs and burn ‘em. Because you know what, all those musicians who made all that great music that has enhanced your lives throughout the years? Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrreal fucking high on drugs.”
Bill Hicks Wrote:"Eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions god's infinite love."
Bill Hicks Wrote:“Its not a war on drugs, its a war on personal freedom its what it is ok. Keep that in mind at all times. Thank you.”
Bill Hicks Wrote:"Here is my final point...About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography...What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, or take into my body as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet? And for those who are having a little moral dilemma in your head about how to answer that question, I'll answer it for you. NONE of your fucking business. Take that to the bank, cash it, and go fucking on a vacation out of my life."
"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal
