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Who was the first to light a fart?

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Who was the first to light a fart?
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RE: Who was the first to light a fart?
October 3, 2016 at 5:08 am
(October 3, 2016 at 5:05 am)Alex K Wrote:
(October 1, 2016 at 7:06 pm)abaris Wrote: Was it a caveman farting into the fire by accident or was it someone who already knew that farts are flamable, which would make the feat less than impressive.

It was God. The resulting cataclysmic event is commonly referred to as the Big Bang.

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Who was the first to light a fart?

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Who was the first to light a fart? - by abaris - October 1, 2016 at 7:06 pm
RE: Who was the first to light a fart? - by Thumpalumpacus - October 1, 2016 at 7:07 pm
RE: Who was the first to light a fart? - by chimp3 - October 1, 2016 at 7:18 pm
RE: Who was the first to light a fart? - by Jesster - October 1, 2016 at 7:22 pm
RE: Who was the first to light a fart? - by chimp3 - October 1, 2016 at 7:26 pm
RE: Who was the first to light a fart? - by abaris - October 1, 2016 at 7:29 pm
RE: Who was the first to light a fart? - by Seraphina - October 1, 2016 at 8:01 pm
RE: Who was the first to light a fart? - by Arkilogue - October 1, 2016 at 8:25 pm
RE: Who was the first to light a fart? - by brewer - October 1, 2016 at 8:33 pm
RE: Who was the first to light a fart? - by Joods - October 2, 2016 at 11:36 am
RE: Who was the first to light a fart? - by Thumpalumpacus - October 1, 2016 at 9:54 pm
RE: Who was the first to light a fart? - by Arkilogue - October 2, 2016 at 12:56 am
RE: Who was the first to light a fart? - by vorlon13 - October 2, 2016 at 11:04 am
RE: Who was the first to light a fart? - by chimp3 - October 2, 2016 at 11:18 am
RE: Who was the first to light a fart? - by Arkilogue - October 2, 2016 at 2:48 pm
RE: Who was the first to light a fart? - by vorlon13 - October 2, 2016 at 11:22 am
RE: Who was the first to light a fart? - by chimp3 - October 2, 2016 at 11:24 am
RE: Who was the first to light a fart? - by vorlon13 - October 2, 2016 at 11:25 am
RE: Who was the first to light a fart? - by Arkilogue - October 2, 2016 at 2:50 pm
RE: Who was the first to light a fart? - by mcolafson - October 2, 2016 at 6:04 pm
RE: Who was the first to light a fart? - by mcolafson - October 2, 2016 at 6:22 pm
RE: Who was the first to light a fart? - by Alex K - October 3, 2016 at 5:05 am
RE: Who was the first to light a fart? - by Excited Penguin - October 3, 2016 at 5:08 am
RE: Who was the first to light a fart? - by Thumpalumpacus - October 3, 2016 at 12:49 pm
RE: Who was the first to light a fart? - by LastPoet - October 3, 2016 at 1:00 pm
RE: Who was the first to light a fart? - by Thumpalumpacus - October 4, 2016 at 1:53 am
RE: Who was the first to light a fart? - by LastPoet - October 3, 2016 at 5:43 am
RE: Who was the first to light a fart? - by brewer - October 3, 2016 at 1:04 pm
RE: Who was the first to light a fart? - by LastPoet - October 3, 2016 at 1:07 pm
RE: Who was the first to light a fart? - by brewer - October 3, 2016 at 1:11 pm

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