Always happy to oblige in the satire requests and since being a satirist is really being a realist, take a look at Kirk Cameron's wife:
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No traces of camel-toe on her since he obviously always fucks her in the pooper that her pussy is crammed shut.
No traces of camel-toe on her since he obviously always fucks her in the pooper that her pussy is crammed shut.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
