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Should I let strangers on the net make life decisions for me?

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Should I let strangers on the net make life decisions for me?
Fake Messiah Offline
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Should I let strangers on the net make life decisions for me?
October 22, 2023 at 7:18 am (This post was last modified: October 22, 2023 at 7:19 am by Fake Messiah.)
I have some personal life-changing decisions to make, so should I make them myself or should I let strangers on the internet who don't know me, who never met me, and who never are going to meet me make those decisions for me?

Please, only unbelievably serious answers.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Should I let strangers on the net make life decisions for me?
October 22, 2023 at 7:24 am
Yes, yes you should. You should pay them handsomely too.

Now, where is my fucking money?!
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October 22, 2023 at 7:33 am
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RE: Should I let strangers on the net make life decisions for me?
October 22, 2023 at 8:53 am
What kind of 'life changing'? Is there something you're hiding from us? Hehe
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Should I let strangers on the net make life decisions for me?
October 22, 2023 at 9:04 am
(October 22, 2023 at 7:18 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: I have some personal life-changing decisions to make, so should I make them myself or should I let strangers on the internet who don't know me, who never met me, and who never are going to meet me make those decisions for me?

Please, only unbelievably serious answers.

You sound like you're a novice, so I'll be glad to help you with your financial decisions. Please send account information, including passwords, to wunhungloo.scam.hongkong.uk.
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RE: Should I let strangers on the net make life decisions for me?
October 22, 2023 at 10:14 am (This post was last modified: October 22, 2023 at 10:18 am by Anomalocaris.)
(October 22, 2023 at 7:18 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: I have some personal life-changing decisions to make, so should I make them myself or should I let strangers on the internet who don't know me, who never met me, and who never are going to meet me make those decisions for me?

Please, only unbelievably serious answers.

I feel hurt that you would consider me a stranger before I even had a chance to take your money.
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