(October 4, 2016 at 5:57 pm)abaris Wrote:(October 4, 2016 at 4:22 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: Seriously, though, I was taken aback when she(?) said she was in love with god. That's a whole 'nother level of loony right there. Like... are you planning a honeymoon with god? If you touch yourself, is it totally cool because he is watching? Is god a cuddler?
Which isn't unheard of in christian mythology. At least the catholic realm has quite a few porn features starring female saints and Jesus. Such as eating his foreskin or begging for his lance.
There's a Gilbert Ratchet strip in the latest issue of adult comic Viz, involving Jesus being too scared to face all his thousands of brides, aka nuns, because of the right nagging he'll get for being so late coming back. I think they've hit on something there.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'