Welcome, one with an empty life like an empty bottle of booze 
I'm not at all condescending, but I am the most powerful being in the universe. Also most loved. And sexiest. And smartest. And most likely to make you smile when I'm on my meds. I'm not on them today, and I feel great. Is that watch made out of gold?
*NOM NOM NOM*
Yum *burp*

I'm not at all condescending, but I am the most powerful being in the universe. Also most loved. And sexiest. And smartest. And most likely to make you smile when I'm on my meds. I'm not on them today, and I feel great. Is that watch made out of gold?
*NOM NOM NOM*
Yum *burp*

Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day