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Favorite Quotes by Comedians

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RE: Favorite Quotes by Comedians
May 29, 2011 at 11:40 am (This post was last modified: May 29, 2011 at 11:47 am by Napoléon.)
Any of these one liners that this guy does are brilliant quotes. So i'm just gonna post his whole act Wink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV9wsPghPPY

*EDIT* changed the vid so that it doesn't have adverts and shows the whole thing
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Favorite Quotes by Comedians - by Shell B - May 27, 2011 at 1:00 pm
RE: Favorite Quotes by Comedians - by Minimalist - May 27, 2011 at 1:35 pm
RE: Favorite Quotes by Comedians - by Jaysyn - May 27, 2011 at 2:09 pm
RE: Favorite Quotes by Comedians - by Faith No More - May 28, 2011 at 12:51 am
RE: Favorite Quotes by Comedians - by Shell B - May 28, 2011 at 12:57 am
RE: Favorite Quotes by Comedians - by Minimalist - May 28, 2011 at 1:47 am
RE: Favorite Quotes by Comedians - by Cinjin - May 28, 2011 at 2:07 am
RE: Favorite Quotes by Comedians - by Pope Alfred - May 28, 2011 at 7:07 am
RE: Favorite Quotes by Comedians - by Rev. Rye - May 28, 2011 at 8:59 am
RE: Favorite Quotes by Comedians - by Shell B - May 28, 2011 at 7:00 pm
RE: Favorite Quotes by Comedians - by Diamond - May 28, 2011 at 11:41 am
RE: Favorite Quotes by Comedians - by Minimalist - May 28, 2011 at 7:10 pm
RE: Favorite Quotes by Comedians - by HeyItsZeus - May 28, 2011 at 9:05 pm
RE: Favorite Quotes by Comedians - by Rev. Rye - May 28, 2011 at 10:11 pm
RE: Favorite Quotes by Comedians - by Rayaan - May 28, 2011 at 10:52 pm
RE: Favorite Quotes by Comedians - by Tiberius - May 29, 2011 at 12:16 am
RE: Favorite Quotes by Comedians - by reverendjeremiah - May 29, 2011 at 11:34 am
RE: Favorite Quotes by Comedians - by Napoléon - May 29, 2011 at 11:40 am
RE: Favorite Quotes by Comedians - by Minimalist - May 29, 2011 at 3:33 pm
RE: Favorite Quotes by Comedians - by Shell B - May 29, 2011 at 9:01 pm
RE: Favorite Quotes by Comedians - by djrams80 - May 30, 2011 at 2:21 am
RE: Favorite Quotes by Comedians - by Minimalist - May 30, 2011 at 3:40 pm
RE: Favorite Quotes by Comedians - by Diamond - May 31, 2011 at 5:15 pm
RE: Favorite Quotes by Comedians - by Diamond - June 3, 2011 at 7:38 pm
RE: Favorite Quotes by Comedians - by JohnDG - June 3, 2011 at 11:37 pm
RE: Favorite Quotes by Comedians - by Violet - June 4, 2011 at 4:41 am

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