You know I thought I was done here, but I just took a shower while thinking about this and I have to say, I'm impressed with your skills. You should run for office. I mean that genuinely.
Lets recap for the kids at home.
YOU: You're all over reacting. Raising the minimum wage will benefit those making minimum wage and will impact the over paid fat cat business owners but won't impact anyone else and prices definitely won't change all that much if at all.
ME: Prices will go up and here's why.
YOU: Prices WON"T go up, you're wrong. They won't be able to raise prices because no one will buy a $5 footlong when it goes up to $6. The public won't stand for the higher prices, therefore the prices won't be able to go up.
ME: Ummm.... People are paying $6 for a $5 footlong and have been for a while.
YOU: See? That's exactly what I said, prices WILL go up and no one will care and everything will be fine.
That's just.... beyond words really. Just switch gears and change your argument just like that and to hell with the facts and not even a hint irony in any of it. Well played. I applaud you. You'll make a fine governor.
Ok now I'm done. Have a good day.
Lets recap for the kids at home.
YOU: You're all over reacting. Raising the minimum wage will benefit those making minimum wage and will impact the over paid fat cat business owners but won't impact anyone else and prices definitely won't change all that much if at all.
ME: Prices will go up and here's why.
YOU: Prices WON"T go up, you're wrong. They won't be able to raise prices because no one will buy a $5 footlong when it goes up to $6. The public won't stand for the higher prices, therefore the prices won't be able to go up.
ME: Ummm.... People are paying $6 for a $5 footlong and have been for a while.
YOU: See? That's exactly what I said, prices WILL go up and no one will care and everything will be fine.
That's just.... beyond words really. Just switch gears and change your argument just like that and to hell with the facts and not even a hint irony in any of it. Well played. I applaud you. You'll make a fine governor.
Ok now I'm done. Have a good day.
