Personally I've been in a church three times in the last fifteen years, each time a funeral; with the last time being six years ago of course. I'm doing my part.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'