So, tell me again what your mirror tells you after voting for that man

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When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bring crime. They’re rapists… And some, I assume, are good people.

All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected

It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!

I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.

The point is, you can never be too greedy.

I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.

Torture works. OK, folks? You know, I have these guys—”Torture doesn’t work!”—believe me, it works. And waterboarding is your minor form. Some people say it’s not actually torture. Let’s assume it is. But they asked me the question: What do you think of waterboarding? Absolutely fine. But we should go much stronger than waterboarding.

I am a person that believes in enhanced interrogation, yes. And by the way, it works.

Donald J. Trump is calling for a complete and total shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what the hell is going on

TAPPER: Let me ask you about a few social issues because they haven’t been issues you have been talking about for several years. I know you’re opposed to abortion.

TRUMP: Right. I’m pro-choice.

TAPPER: You’re pro-choice or pro-life?

TRUMP: I’m pro-life. I’m sorry.