AF Christmas Carol 2016-Lyric Suggestions

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I came up with these on a first pass in the old thread.  I've struck out the ones I'm less fond of:

A Pantheist in the Family Tree      
Two Sweater Puppies                  ? 
Three Kitten Memes                    ? 
Four Manly Beards
Five Godless Whores                   Five Brand New Reps    
Six Asses Swaying
Seven Couples Spooning
Eight Infants Grilling              +            
Nine Cougars Luring
Ten Geezers Creeping                 Ten Creepers Creeping   ?
Eleven Strippers Stripping
Twelve Trolls a Trolling          +

Making it forum focussed seems the way to go.  Days 2 and 3 don't really accomplish that but speak to content that gets covered here a lot.


So out of all these I mostly like my #8 and #12 with my revised #'s 5 and 10 as so-so maybes.

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Here again are the original lyrics submitted by Emjay in the old thread:

A Partridge in a Pear Tree
Two Turtle Doves
Three French Hens
Four Calling Birds
Five Gold Rings
Six Geese a Laying
Seven Swans a Swimming
Eight Maids a Milking
Nine Ladies Dancing
Ten Lords a Leaping
Eleven Pipers Piping
Twelve Drummers Drumming