My operation

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Hmm, there was one of the nurses who I seriously wanted to get my defile on with It's hard to get any action though with a tube up your nob.

That reminds me, once I started using the lavatory again by myself, I was given a bladder scan to see how effectively I had emptied it. The result puzzled the guy doing it: he couldn't find any traces of urine in there at all. The test was done with a machine similar to the one used on pregnant women.

Suspecting the machine was faulty, he got another one. He got the same result. He repeated it at a later time, after another trip to the loo. Again, he could find nothing. So either their machines were all on the blink, or I have an astonishingly efficient bladder. Apparently you would expect to find quite a few traces in there at all times.

I must be an alien I guess, since I also had the weird business with the oxygen saturation. It appeared to randomly move between about 84 and 94.