(December 22, 2016 at 6:47 pm)Tazzycorn Wrote:(December 21, 2016 at 6:29 pm)Asmodee Wrote: So, let's say I build a time machine and then I let it sit for 1 hour before using it. During that time I leave it in a locked room, completely unobserved. When the hour is up I open the room, get into the machine and immediately go back in time 1/2 hour and destroy the past time machine I left sitting unobserved. Would I still win the Nobel?
I'd say you'd be in line for the Nobel in Economics. Except there's no Nobel in Economics.
Really? You don't think building a frigging time machine would warrant at least a nomination for the Nobel in physics? I build a frigging time machine and other discoveries are STILL more impressive? That's actually a little intimidating. Like, "Don't piss off a physicist or he'll explode your head with his mind" intimidating. Now I'm going to have dreams about presenting my time machine to the physics world only to have people laugh and tell me how "cute" my invention is. Then I realize I'm not wearing pants...
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