Catholicism would actually be the most likely controlled Christianity

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These early "popes" were real scumbags.  Kind of like modern popes.  

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/vatica...can30a.htm

Pious Catholic historian and author Bishop Frotheringham extended this summary of Christian leaders up to his time:

One pope held a party where nuts were strewn on the floor of the vatican and naked ladies sent into the room to pick up the nuts with a delicate part of their anatomy. The aim of the game was to screw as many of these ladies as possible and the winner got a prize.