Trigger Words

[Mermaid]

I don't like the word fart. I usually say "number three" bc it sounds less unattractive.

"#3" to me is ejaculation. A little different than fart.

I love the word fart. It's a wonderful, cathartic word.

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These sound more like pet peeves not trigger words. And I'm not sure why you hate southern words. We would laugh at you if you got upset over soda, fridge, or couch in our parts. That or you would be in constant irritation cause those are every day words.

Im from Louisiana, and it's a coke, an ice box and a sofa.

Coke is either Coca-Cola, cocaine or that intermediate product of steel manufacture.

When referring to soda, Coke is a specific request. Go into a restaurant in NYC and ask for an orange coke and see how fast they kick your ass out. Get the fuck out, they'd say. Get the fuck out of here and never come back.

Icebox is what they called refrigerators before electric motors. To call it that is historically inaccurate.

A couch is what you have. A sofa is what your grandma has.


SO THERE.