Trigger Words

[Homeless Nutter]

What are words that "trigger" you?

How about - the word "trigger", when used by morons, who don't know what it means?...

Mine are, and yes I'm serious.

Of course you're serious - humor requires certain level of intelligence.

Fridge - it's ice box

Nope, it's a "fridge" - short for "refrigerator". "Ice box" is a box with ice in it. If you clean your fridge regularly (or get your mother to do it) - there won't be any ice in it.

Veggies - Vegitables people!!

No, it's "vegetables"... Are you sure you should be nitpicking English words, if English clearly isn't your first language?  

Couch - it's a sofa..

Well - it's called a "synonym". Certain things have more than one name.

Bucketlist - I hate this word

Uhm... Oh-kaaay...  

Soda - coke, soft drink or cold drink

Nope. "Coke" is a brand name of a particular kind of carbonated drink - cola. "Soft drink" is any drink without alcohol. And "cold drink" is any beverage, that's not warm, or hot - imagine that.

Political Correct - it's called being a pussy not trying to offend anyone

"Not trying to offend"? Do you mean, that anyone, who's not currently making an effort to insult someone is politically correct ("political" would be an adjective - but I guess you missed that lesson in school too)? Or did you mean to say "trying not to offend anyone", but you're retarded and can't use words correctly? You don't have to answer - we all know  

Can't think of any more at the moment.

Yes, I'm sure you must be having a headache and a nose-bleed by now, from all this thinking. Better go lie down.