Lets take this in steps.
1. Watch the "40 Year Old Virgin" enough times to have it memorized.
2. Practice kissing on the back of your hand. Not to much tongue at first.
3. Check out all of the mammograms vids you can find.
4. Give yourself a vacuum cleaner hicky. Lets the girls know your available.
5. Find an "older" woman that enjoys "teaching".
6. Stop telling girls that Bill Cosby is your hero.
Actually, forget all that, except number 6. It'l happen when it happens. Your balls won't turn blue and your dick won't rot off.
1. Watch the "40 Year Old Virgin" enough times to have it memorized.
2. Practice kissing on the back of your hand. Not to much tongue at first.
3. Check out all of the mammograms vids you can find.
4. Give yourself a vacuum cleaner hicky. Lets the girls know your available.
5. Find an "older" woman that enjoys "teaching".
6. Stop telling girls that Bill Cosby is your hero.
Actually, forget all that, except number 6. It'l happen when it happens. Your balls won't turn blue and your dick won't rot off.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
