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[4.1 SECOND Conversion] (without weird fonts too!)
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[4.1 SECOND Conversion] (without weird fonts too!)
Santa Claus
The Tooth Fairy
Eat your broccoli so you can grow up big and strong
The Stork brought you to us
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
If you take marijuana you'll then want crack
Your uncle Matthias is now looking down on you from above.
Keep slaves, whip them but don't kill them.
EDIT: May the force be with you {For Jesster, added this, I did}

Theists, tell me, what's wrong with any/all of the above?

Peace Mon!

Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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[4.1 SECOND Conversion] (without weird fonts too!) - by ignoramus - January 14, 2017 at 7:52 pm

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