Only a 'near' death experience? I had a genuine actual death experience. I fell out of the space shuttle and obviously burned up in the atmosphere. Next thing I know, I'm chatting with Jesus over a couple of rounds of drinks - his shout, after all I couldn't take it with me - and he's calling me a top bloke and asking for my autograph. I manage to convert him to atheism and he's so grateful that he teaches me 800 new ways to sexually satisfy women. Then I got bored shagging my way around the Universe, so I resurrected myself, Terminator 2 style, and gave myself an extra 12 inches, making six feet total with a matching girth. And that's how I became a prophet, with a proven 100% track record. True story. Hollywood's arguing about who gets to play me in the film.
Howard Storm? More like Howard Intestinal Wind. I wouldn't give him house room.
Howard Storm? More like Howard Intestinal Wind. I wouldn't give him house room.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
