(January 24, 2017 at 10:15 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Only a 'near' death experience? I had a genuine actual death experience. I fell out of the space shuttle and obviously burned up in the atmosphere. Next thing I know, I'm chatting with Jesus over a couple of rounds of drinks - his shout, after all I couldn't take it with me - and he's calling me a top bloke and asking for my autograph. I manage to convert him to atheism and he's so grateful that he teaches me 800 new ways to sexually satisfy women. Then I got bored shagging my way around the Universe, so I resurrected myself, Terminator 2 style, and gave myself an extra 12 inches, making six feet total with a matching girth. And that's how I became a prophet, with a proven 100% track record. True story. Hollywood's arguing about who gets to play me in the film.
Howard Storm? More like Howard Intestinal Wind. I wouldn't give him house room.
Wow. You, too?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
