(January 29, 2017 at 9:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(January 29, 2017 at 9:50 pm)ignoramus Wrote: My little town of Sunbury had a cup with ashes in it!
That's right you limey whiners! Australia played the first test with England at Salesian college oval, won the match, burnt the ( wadda ya call those little fuckers which sit on top of the stumps), and put the ashes in a cup.
Doesn't count.
Cricket isn't a real sport.
The idea is for one guy to try and knock another guy's bails off with a ball, while he defends himself with a flat stick. If that's not sport then nothing is.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
