Clearly, the best thing about marriage is that anyone who has experienced it need not fear hell . . .
*Wife walks into the room and approaches the monitor*
. . . bent single women and their constant unwanted attentions. It's so good to have put that burdensome nonsense behind me and found true love at last!
*Watches wife depart room and wipes sweat off keyboard*
*Wife walks into the room and approaches the monitor*
. . . bent single women and their constant unwanted attentions. It's so good to have put that burdensome nonsense behind me and found true love at last!
*Watches wife depart room and wipes sweat off keyboard*