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What's your most favorite thing about being Single/Married?
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RE: What's your most favorite thing about being Single/Married?
There is no favourite thing about being single for me. I absolutely fucking hate it and that makes me resent people who are not single, because they are a reminder of when I was someone's prince. I can't even join in with talk about sex encounters or anything, because I genuinely have no memory of what that's like. I haven't been kissed in seven years, I never get to wake up next to a pretty face, and what little sex I have had was with prostitutes (and I literally felt nothing, so I've had to fake it). Dating sites are a washout, craigslist is a waste of time, and friends literally don't want to know.

If you're not single, please value every blessed moment of it.
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RE: What's your most favorite thing about being Single/Married? - by Cyberman - January 31, 2017 at 12:46 pm

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