There are only a few times when a sex scandal in politics is releveant:
#1. When a sack of shit (Let's call him Newt) wants to legislate what you can do in your bedroom, and what gender you're allowed to marry... has an extramarital affair
#2. When a fucked-up piece of shit (Let's call him Dennis) molested a little boy
#3. When it's non-consensual
#4. When a sack of shit (Let's call him Newt again) claims to be for family values, and cheats on his 2nd wife
#1. When a sack of shit (Let's call him Newt) wants to legislate what you can do in your bedroom, and what gender you're allowed to marry... has an extramarital affair
#2. When a fucked-up piece of shit (Let's call him Dennis) molested a little boy
#3. When it's non-consensual
#4. When a sack of shit (Let's call him Newt again) claims to be for family values, and cheats on his 2nd wife
