Know who I hate? People who leave toast crumbs in the butter dish. I mean, dafuq, is this the first time in your life you've ever buttered toast? You know how big the piece of toast is, you know how much butter it takes to cover the toast, so take enough goddamed butter on your first go. If you've got some sort of bizarre disability that impairs your grasp of butter-to-toast ratios, wipe the fecking knife on your napkin before you go spreading YOUR crumbs all over everyone else's butter.
THIS ISN'T ROCKET SURGERY, PEOPLE!!
Boru
THIS ISN'T ROCKET SURGERY, PEOPLE!!
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
