(February 4, 2017 at 8:26 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Know who I hate? People who leave toast crumbs in the butter dish. I mean, dafuq, is this the first time in your life you've ever buttered toast? You know how big the piece of toast is, you know how much butter it takes to cover the toast, so take enough goddamed butter on your first go. If you've got some sort of bizarre disability that impairs your grasp of butter-to-toast ratios, wipe the fecking knife on your napkin before you go spreading YOUR crumbs all over everyone else's butter.
THIS ISN'T ROCKET SURGERY, PEOPLE!!
Boru
Spoken like a true man of reason, do you mind if I start using the part about wiping the fucking the knife on your napkin before you spreading your crumbs all over every eles's butter, and or a variant of it?
