I had alot of JW friends as a child, they don't talk to me anymore of course. I'm actually profoundly upset by that, so, in an effort to exact revenge I've developed a little routine. I have a stack of Watchtowers within view of my front door, and when they show up, I lean out of the doorway, look left, right, back at the stack of watchtowers, ask "did you come alone?" and then ask them to come inside while gently stroking the back of their hand.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
