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Two Mormons knocked on my door today
June 1, 2014 at 5:29 pm
American, dressed in shirts and ties, perfect teeth, good looking apple pie faces and flat top haircuts. Their smiles dazzled me. This is exactly how it went down:
Ist Mormon "Good morning Sir! How are you today? Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your saviour? "
Me "No, I don't believe in it"
2nd Mormon "Have you read the book of Mormon ?" (offering a copy)
Me " Ah nah thanks I have read some of it before it just read like a storybook. I don't think it's true"
1st "Did you pray to Jesus about that?"
Me "Yes he told me it was all bollocks"
They actually didn't know what to say in reply. They both just stood speechless. It was a great moment.
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RE: Two Mormons knocked on my door today
June 1, 2014 at 6:43 pm
I would pay good money to see that. Well played.
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RE: Two Mormons knocked on my door today
June 1, 2014 at 7:09 pm
Well played Sir! Well Played!
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RE: Two Mormons knocked on my door today
June 1, 2014 at 7:51 pm
I am so lucky I don't have to deal with that shit where I live.
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RE: Two Mormons knocked on my door today
June 1, 2014 at 7:55 pm
I've been gone that my neighbors barely know if my home is occupied.
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RE: Two Mormons knocked on my door today
June 1, 2014 at 7:58 pm
GG vodkafan!
Although you'll never beat that guy who angrily charged at them screaming and swinging a fucking sword while wearing nothing but his pants (I read about it some time ago, but I just can't seem to find it anymore!).
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Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
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RE: Two Mormons knocked on my door today
June 1, 2014 at 9:04 pm
And that's why I always have fava beans on hand.
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RE: Two Mormons knocked on my door today
June 2, 2014 at 4:47 am
(June 1, 2014 at 7:58 pm)oukoida Wrote: GG vodkafan!
Although you'll never beat that guy who angrily charged at them screaming and swinging a fucking sword while wearing nothing but his pants (I read about it some time ago, but I just can't seem to find it anymore!).
Was that in America or UK? Lol I guess they really caught him at a bad time or something...
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RE: Two Mormons knocked on my door today
June 2, 2014 at 5:24 am
(This post was last modified: June 2, 2014 at 5:32 am by Lucanus.)
IIRC it was in America, the guy was drunk as fuck and had been playing boardgames all night long with his friends. Then, while they were sleeping (in the morning of course) a woman knocked on the door and she was there with two children!
And of course, shit hit the fan when the guy realised he had a fucking broadsword in an umbrella case.
It must have been hilarious.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Two Mormons knocked on my door today
June 2, 2014 at 6:59 am
(June 1, 2014 at 9:04 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: And that's why I always have fava beans on hand.
Hehehehe...
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