Trump: "Any negative polls are fake news"

[Pat Mustard]

No. What really happened is that it was simply the best business move when he did it. Now, it's despicable and Un-American to boot!

Just like taxes, no doubt.

Taxes are always despicable and un-American*. Sure, everybody knows that the government runs best on fresh air and good vibrations.

*Except when you tax the hell out of those earning under $50k, we need to properly pay those protecting the rights of the rich after all, and making only the poorest pay is only fair, as there's lots of them, they must have lots of money. Stands to reason.