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please be careful. grandma is Google searching!
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RE: please be careful. grandma is Google searching!
March 2, 2017 at 10:37 pm
Transubstantiation would (presumably) invoke itself upon Jesus sperms in my butthole congealing into some additional aspect of His body.

I'm open to speculation as to what that might be.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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please be careful. grandma is Google searching! - by KUSA - March 1, 2017 at 11:48 pm
please be careful. grandma is Google searching! - by KUSA - March 2, 2017 at 12:47 am
RE: please be careful. grandma is Google searching! - by vorlon13 - March 2, 2017 at 10:37 pm

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