Please help! I'm struggling with my atheism!

[ignoramus]

My lack of commitment to fairy tales has reached new unacceptable levels of common sense!

My lack of blind faith towards God's evil ways from the bible is slowly turning me into a despicably humble mortal being.

My knowledge of the forbidden topic of evolution has indoctrinated me so heavily that I don't even find it obscene anymore to believe that we evolved from something which doesn't look like a clean shaven handsome white man!

Please, I'm barely hanging on to reality! someone call 911! Tell them not to come around! It's urgent!

[The Industrial Atheist]

My lack of commitment to fairy tales has reached new unacceptable levels of common sense!

My lack of blind faith towards God's evil ways from the bible is slowly turning me into a despicably humble mortal being.

My knowledge of the forbidden topic of evolution has indoctrinated me so heavily that I don't even find it obscene anymore to believe that we evolved from something which doesn't look like a clean shaven handsome white man!

Please, I'm barely hanging on to reality! someone call 911! Tell them not to come around! It's urgent!

Don't you know Adam was a handsome white man with a perfectly groomed beard? It's true, look at all the pictures of him.

[Whateverist]

There, there brother. Have you considered that perhaps life makes any sense at all only if you accept Christ into your heart? Maybe you're overthinking this rationality stuff? Want to enjoy sniffing those roses? Empty your head .. and your pocket book to send me a check.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

There, there brother.  Have you considered that perhaps life makes any sense at all only if you accept Christ into your heart?  Maybe you're overthinking this rationality stuff?  Want to enjoy sniffing those roses?  Empty your head .. and your pocket book to send me a check.

Don't do it! Whateverist is a well known homo sapien. 

[Whateverist]

There, there brother.  Have you considered that perhaps life makes any sense at all only if you accept Christ into your heart?  Maybe you're overthinking this rationality stuff?  Want to enjoy sniffing those roses?  Empty your head .. and your pocket book to send me a check.

Don't do it! Whateverist is a well known homo sapien. 

Allegedly.  Still I only ask for the money in Jesus' name, as His emissary and handler.  Believe me, my cut is way less than His.

[JackRussell]

You just have to stop praying, and do so very hard, not upon your knees.

Then you just have to A/S/K

Assess

Scientific Method

Knowledge