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Your thoughts on the following topics please! (for academic purposes) -Harvard
#1
Your thoughts on the following topics please! (for academic purposes) -Harvard
Growing up is a trap – don’t fall for it.

Why everything that is prohibited becomes twice as tempting.

Why squirrels are better than people.

In God we trust, all others bring statistical data.

Proof that cats treat us as their slaves.

Flat Earth believers and GPS – it's a complicated relationship.

Penguins are swallows who eat too much before sleep.

Reusing birthday congratulation messages does not make you a monster.

Vegetarian food proved non-lethal to meat-eaters

REMEMBER KIDS!: There's no right or wrong answers! You all get a nice green elephant stamp at the end.

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(the first of many (for academic purposes) threads I'm suspecting Hehe)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#2
RE: Your thoughts on the following topics please! (for academic purposes) -Harvard
Growing up is a trap – don’t fall for it.
And a partridge in a pear tree.

Why everything that is prohibited becomes twice as tempting.
Bibbity Bobbity Boo.

Why squirrels are better than people.
Get a hold of yourself, Susan.

In God we trust, all others bring statistical data.
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Proof that cats treat us as their slaves.
It's bacon!

Flat Earth believers and GPS – it's a complicated relationship.
Tick tock.

Penguins are swallows who eat too much before sleep.
Remember when Mary met Gee Golly?

Reusing birthday congratulation messages does not make you a monster.
Ninety nine million bottles of beer......

Vegetarian food proved non-lethal to meat-eaters
Let them smoke eyebrows!
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#3
RE: Your thoughts on the following topics please! (for academic purposes) -Harvard
"You don't start growing old until you stop growing up." Cat
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#4
RE: Your thoughts on the following topics please! (for academic purposes) -Harvard
I think this is just a conglomeration of random thoughts that aren't humorous into something that is even less humorous. D- for effort.
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post

always working on cleaning my windows- me regarding Johari
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RE: Your thoughts on the following topics please! (for academic purposes) -Harvard
(July 23, 2020 at 3:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: REMEMBER KIDS!: There's no right or wrong answers! You all get a nice green elephant stamp at the end.

This is obviously wrong, there is obviously a right answer to each question and it is obviously 42. Obviously.
You see, one thing is: I can live with doubt and uncertainty and not knowing.
I think it's much more interesting to live not knoing than to have answers which might be wrong.
Richard Feynman

Well the sorrow the suffering the glory the pain
The killing the dying was all done in vain
For young Willy Mc Bride it all happened again
And again,and again,and again,and again

Eric Bogle Green Fields of France
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RE: Your thoughts on the following topics please! (for academic purposes) -Harvard
(July 23, 2020 at 3:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: Growing up is a trap – don’t fall for it.
But I wanna be a grownup.

(July 23, 2020 at 3:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: Why everything that is prohibited becomes twice as tempting.
You mean I shouldn't stick a fork into a wall socket? *proceeds to stick 2 forks into 2 wall sockets*

(July 23, 2020 at 3:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: Why squirrels are better than people.
Squirrels inadvertently plant trees even though they're so dumb. I don't see people do this ... are people double-dumb???

(July 23, 2020 at 3:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: In God we trust, all others bring statistical data.
Well, 90% of people or something believe in God. Are you saying 90% of people are wrong? No way!

(July 23, 2020 at 3:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: Proof that cats treat us as their slaves.
Sorry, I failed. I don't own a cat ...

(July 23, 2020 at 3:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: Flat Earth believers and GPS – it's a complicated relationship.
GPS is a lie. Space is a lie.

(July 23, 2020 at 3:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: Penguins are swallows who eat too much before sleep.
Really??? Probably explains why they're unable to fly, right?

(July 23, 2020 at 3:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: Reusing birthday congratulation messages does not make you a monster.
Happy Birthday.

(July 23, 2020 at 3:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: Vegetarian food proved non-lethal to meat-eaters
Is air food?

(July 23, 2020 at 3:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: REMEMBER KIDS!: There's no right or wrong answers! You all get a nice green elephant stamp at the end.

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(the first of many (for academic purposes) threads I'm suspecting Hehe)
Gee, thanks sport.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
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#7
RE: Your thoughts on the following topics please! (for academic purposes) -Harvard
Growing up is a trap – don’t fall for it.

Wouldn't falling be a result of growing sideways?

Why squirrels are better than people.

They like the right kind of nuts.

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#8
RE: Your thoughts on the following topics please! (for academic purposes) -Harvard
Growing up is a trap – don’t fall for it.
Yale

Why everything that is prohibited becomes twice as tempting.
Oxford

Why squirrels are better Growing up is a trap – don’t fall for it.
Brown

Why everything that is prohibited becomes twice as tempting.
Cornell

Why squirrels are better than people.
Princeton

In God we trust, all others bring statistical data.
Columbia

Proof that cats treat us as their slaves.
Dartmouth

Flat Earth believers and GPS – it's a complicated relationship.
Stanford

Penguins are swallows who eat too much before sleep.
University of Pennsylvania

Reusing birthday congratulation messages does not make you a monster.
Pepperdine

Vegetarian food proved non-lethal to meat-eaters
M.I.T.
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#9
RE: Your thoughts on the following topics please! (for academic purposes) -Harvard
I only know 4 of those universities! No elephant for me I s'pose Dunno
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Your thoughts on the following topics please! (for academic purposes) -Harvard
(July 23, 2020 at 7:47 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I only know 4 of those universities! No elephant for me I s'pose Dunno

Monash.

Just saying...
Sanity adjacent.


Angel





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