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Your thoughts on the following topics please! (for academic purposes) -Harvard
July 23, 2020 at 3:36 am
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Why everything that is prohibited becomes twice as tempting.
Why squirrels are better than people.
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RE: Your thoughts on the following topics please! (for academic purposes) -Harvard
July 23, 2020 at 10:17 am
I think this is just a conglomeration of random thoughts that aren't humorous into something that is even less humorous. D- for effort.
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RE: Your thoughts on the following topics please! (for academic purposes) -Harvard
July 23, 2020 at 3:33 pm
(July 23, 2020 at 3:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: REMEMBER KIDS!: There's no right or wrong answers! You all get a nice green elephant stamp at the end.
This is obviously wrong, there is obviously a right answer to each question and it is obviously 42. Obviously.
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RE: Your thoughts on the following topics please! (for academic purposes) -Harvard
July 23, 2020 at 3:54 pm
(July 23, 2020 at 3:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: Growing up is a trap – don’t fall for it.
But I wanna be a grownup.
(July 23, 2020 at 3:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: Why everything that is prohibited becomes twice as tempting.
You mean I shouldn't stick a fork into a wall socket? *proceeds to stick 2 forks into 2 wall sockets*
(July 23, 2020 at 3:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: Why squirrels are better than people.
Squirrels inadvertently plant trees even though they're so dumb. I don't see people do this ... are people double-dumb???
(July 23, 2020 at 3:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: In God we trust, all others bring statistical data.
Well, 90% of people or something believe in God. Are you saying 90% of people are wrong? No way!
(July 23, 2020 at 3:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: Proof that cats treat us as their slaves.
Sorry, I failed. I don't own a cat ...
(July 23, 2020 at 3:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: Flat Earth believers and GPS – it's a complicated relationship.
GPS is a lie. Space is a lie.
(July 23, 2020 at 3:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: Penguins are swallows who eat too much before sleep.
Really??? Probably explains why they're unable to fly, right?
(July 23, 2020 at 3:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: Reusing birthday congratulation messages does not make you a monster.
Happy Birthday.
(July 23, 2020 at 3:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: Vegetarian food proved non-lethal to meat-eaters
Is air food?
(July 23, 2020 at 3:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: REMEMBER KIDS!: There's no right or wrong answers! You all get a nice green elephant stamp at the end.
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Gee, thanks sport.
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RE: Your thoughts on the following topics please! (for academic purposes) -Harvard
July 23, 2020 at 5:23 pm
Growing up is a trap – don’t fall for it.
Wouldn't falling be a result of growing sideways?
Why squirrels are better than people.
They like the right kind of nuts.
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RE: Your thoughts on the following topics please! (for academic purposes) -Harvard
July 23, 2020 at 5:55 pm
Growing up is a trap – don’t fall for it.
Yale
Why everything that is prohibited becomes twice as tempting.
Oxford
Why squirrels are better Growing up is a trap – don’t fall for it.
Brown
Why everything that is prohibited becomes twice as tempting.
Cornell
Why squirrels are better than people.
Princeton
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Columbia
Proof that cats treat us as their slaves.
Dartmouth
Flat Earth believers and GPS – it's a complicated relationship.
Stanford
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University of Pennsylvania
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RE: Your thoughts on the following topics please! (for academic purposes) -Harvard
July 23, 2020 at 7:47 pm
I only know 4 of those universities! No elephant for me I s'pose
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RE: Your thoughts on the following topics please! (for academic purposes) -Harvard
July 23, 2020 at 11:58 pm
(July 23, 2020 at 7:47 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I only know 4 of those universities! No elephant for me I s'pose
Monash.
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