Motivational books?

[Edwardo Piet]

The Anarchist's Handbook.

Is that like The Anarchist's Cookbook? All its recipes taste terrible.

The Anarchist's Cookbook?

I remember this being one of the recipes from it:

Recipe 342: Poached eggs on toast

What you will need:

2 eggs. 2 slices of a bread. A toaster. A boiling pot.

Instructions: Turn the toaster on... stick your fingers in it. Scream. Stick the boiling pot on your head. Jump on the kitchen table... throw the eggs on the floor and call them "Stupid fucking chicken abortions!", take a steaming dump on the table and then wipe your ass with the two slices of bread.

Then get on the phone and order a pizza. Say you need it IMMEDIATELY or else. Or else you won't pay.

When the pizza arrives answer the door naked apart from the pot on your head. Grab the pizza from the stupid dumpy bloke (probably called Clive or something). Shout "I'M NOT PAYING YOU FASCIST!" remove the pot from your head and knock the guy out cold with it. Pee on the floor and eat the pizza at your doorstep. Shout "FUCKING PUSSIES!" at the next door neighbour's pet cats passing by.

You know what's like, really really weird? I didn't REALLY remember this recipe from that cookbook at all. No. Not at all. I imagined this HIGHLY sophisticated cray-zay WILD recipe all by myself. No really I did. I'm not lying or anything.