The art of not playing games

[Edwardo Piet]

Bah... new games with lots of distracting eye candy!
Unreal Tournament, Game of the Year edition, from 1999. That thing runs perfectly on every computer, nowadays, even the crappier laptop.
Pair it with an automatic sniper rifle capable of tossing out some 5 rounds per second, each with a very real possibility of producing a head-shot (don't forget to duck!).
Oh and tons and tons and tons of custom maps!

My new pathfinder character in Mass Effect is interesting.

Just have to build her some decent armour.  Resources.  Must get more resources...

Teutons require 20 less wood for farms! And Britons have cheap Town Centers! And Indians have cheap villagers! And Turks mine gold faster! Celts gather wood faster! Koreans gather stone faster! Mongols hunt faster! Slavs farm faster! Franks forage faster! Vikings get free wheelbarrow and hand cart! Oh and Vikings also have cheaper docks too! Yay resources!

Whoops! Wrong game!