Well, I'm 'Murican. Unfortunately.
Particularly now that Hair Gropenfuhrer is our ignoble not-leader, I'm really irritated at my ancestor William for getting on a boat in Liverpool and hopping the pond. Idiot.
Can I come back home?
My Ancestry DNA says I'm 96% British Isles. I sunburn under florescent lights, I'm legit. You could help me get rid of this hideous American accent.
Particularly now that Hair Gropenfuhrer is our ignoble not-leader, I'm really irritated at my ancestor William for getting on a boat in Liverpool and hopping the pond. Idiot.
Can I come back home?
My Ancestry DNA says I'm 96% British Isles. I sunburn under florescent lights, I'm legit. You could help me get rid of this hideous American accent.

"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein