(April 7, 2017 at 3:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Even if it is fucking Alabama there has to be some limit on how stupid people are. Doesn't there?
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/04/alabama-...is-affair/
Quote:Alabama ‘family values’ governor begs lawmakers not to release more lurid details of his affair
Quote:Republican Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley on Friday held a news conference in which he refused calls to resign from his office, even though his administration has been rocked by constant scandals related to his lying about an affair he had with a longtime aide.
Quote:Bentley then explained that the citizens of Alabama should not worry about his past mistakes because he got help in fixing them from a higher power.
“For the past several years, I have struggled,” he admitted. “Last year, I got to a point where I recognized that I could not carry these burdens alone. It got to the point where I knew I could not do this by myself. That day. last May, I asked God to take these struggles and to help me carry these burdens… and I completely gave him all of me.”
Fucking jesus is always there for these degenerate family values scumbags. Jesus is a real sap of a "god."
And god told him, "Stop with the blondes, you're better off sticking it in brunettes..."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
