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“F*ck Chaffetz, f*ck Jordan,” Boehner said to Alberta. “They’re both a**holes.”
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“F*ck Chaffetz, f*ck Jordan,” Boehner said to Alberta. “They’re both a**holes.”
Yeah - there's a lot of that going around in the Republicunt caucus!

https://www.rawstory.com/2017/10/gop-rep...-argument/
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RE: “F*ck Chaffetz, f*ck Jordan,” Boehner said to Alberta. “They’re both a**holes.”
OTOH, that makes the guy seem relatably american.  Silver linings?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: “F*ck Chaffetz, f*ck Jordan,” Boehner said to Alberta. “They’re both a**holes.”
I might have to stop castigating other countries as third world shitholes if that's also where the 'pubs are taking us . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: “F*ck Chaffetz, f*ck Jordan,” Boehner said to Alberta. “They’re both a**holes.”
Where is the god damn whip when you really need it?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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