looking at toilet paper after wiping

[Whateverist]

Okay fineeeeeeee. Yes it does. 

But can you promise me one thing? Aloud? Swear that l you aren't making fun of my beloved ones who are so good hearted they respond to your threads about poopy buttholes?

If not, I'll do this to your carpet, I swear it! 

Why would I make fun of people for participating in poop threads when I'm the one who starts them and am an active participant?  

However, my carpet could use a little unicorn magic.

Yeah, that would just be a shitty thing to do.

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Ahh, I see. Brazil and other South American countries always had them lol. Good stuff.

Tell us a South America story, something from Brazil maybe.  What was that like?  At what age did you wind up in Trumpland?