(May 22, 2017 at 4:59 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Man, I thought I gave birth to a boa constrictor this morning ... coiled up, looking sinister and ready to strike ...
Bowel constrictor for the win.
When I feel one like that coming on, I let part of it drop, stand up and flush (my junk is too close to the water and I don't like it getting splashed). Also, it's gonna be sticking up out of the water and don't want to smell it.
Then I drop the rest. Then floss (one pass) with the toilet tissue, maybe a 1/4 roll.As far as looking at the paper, I just smoke it. Best shit I ever smoked.
We used to have a saying at a shop where I used to work- "Any turd over a foot long must be lowered by hand and aligned with the trap".
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
