Muslim sues Little Ceasars for 100 million dollars after eating pepperoni

[Rev. Rye]

Okay, I just looked into this, and apparently, it seems there's a general consensus that if a Muslim eats pig meat accidentally, it's not a sin because they made a mistake and didn't know what they were doing.

That said, if someone A) has a strict dietary code, and B) doesn't know what's in a certain food [and it already kind of strains possibility that they wouldn't know pepperoni contains pork], I would honestly expect that they could just look it up.

Seriously, I just typed it in my iPhone, and from me putting my pin number in to actually getting a response from Google to the search "is pepperoni pork", it took maybe a bit less than 30 seconds to get that, and that included my thumb fumbling a couple times and briefly forgetting the phrase I was going to search for. And ironically, I get the feeling that's less time than it would take to order a pizza. Really, people no longer have an excuse to be this bloody ill-informed.

<reads the damn article>

Okay, looking at it, the pizzas were specifically marked "halal," but still contained pork. Jackass, if you're looking to expand your business to be more Muslim-friendly, try to at least know what the fuck you're doing so it doesn't backfire.