Hall of wit and epicness.

[Edwardo Piet]

whattttttttttttt I loved it!

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LOL oh awesome! You only added more in! I was worried you'd removed stuff!

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That is by far Bill Bailey's best stand up.

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I re-raise you all-in with a Mormon. I think it would be wise if you folded at this point.

*Realizes Hammy probably holds a winning hand and ponders the pros and cons of folding or bluffing. Reflects on how often bluffing has worked in the past in Christian-poker tournaments. In fact, can't think of a time it didn't come down to bluffing. Leans back and stares hard at Hammy, grateful to have remembered his mirrored shades. Looks once more at his hand (a Southern Baptist, a Jehovah's Witness, a Lutheran, a Seventh Day Adventist, and a Methodist -- a junk hand) and reflects on how Mormons always turn up as pairs*

Folds

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Bold is the part he added



I think the only way to defeat Mormonism in Religious-Poker is if you come up with the woo equivalent of a royal flush: i.e. you get five lizard clones of David Icke.

David Vaughan Icke (/aɪk/; born 29 April 1952) is an English writer and public speaker.
A former footballer and sports broadcaster, Icke has made his name since the 1990s as a professional conspiracy theorist, calling himself a "full time investigator into who and what is really controlling the world." He is the author of over 20 books and numerous DVDs, and has lectured in over 25 countries, speaking for up to 10 hours to audiences that cut across the political spectrum.
Icke was a BBC television sports presenter and spokesman for the Green Party, when a psychic told him, in 1990, that he had been placed on Earth for a purpose and would begin to receive messages from the spirit world. The following year he announced that he was a "Son of the Godhead", and that the world would soon be devastated by tidal waves and earthquakes[/b], a prediction he repeated on the BBC's primetime show Wogan. The show changed his life, turning him from a respected household name into someone who was laughed at whenever he appeared in public.
Over the next seven years—in The Robots' Rebellion (1994), And the Truth Shall Set You Free (1995), The Biggest Secret (1999), and Children of the Matrix (2001)—he developed his worldview of New Age conspiracism. His endorsement of the anti-Semitic forgery The Protocols of the Elders of Zion in The Robots' Rebellion, combined with Holocaust denial in And the Truth Shall Set You Free, led his publisher to refuse to publish his books, which were self-published thereafter. At the heart of his theories lies the idea that many prominent figures belong to the Babylonian Brotherhood, a group of shapeshifting reptilian humanoids who are propelling humanity toward a global fascist state, or New World Order. The reptilians use the rings of Saturn and the Moon, all reptilian constructs, to broadcast our "five-sense prison": an "artificial sense of self and the world" that humans perceive as reality.

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He makes even the most fundie Mormons seem completely rational via the power of relative comparison alone.

Hell, his batshit-craziness exceeds Mormon and Scientology levels combined.