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[Mystical]

A couple of questions:

1.   Have you seen a specialist about the odd colour of your heart?
2.   How have you seen your heart in the first place to know the colour?
3.   Does it sound creepy tat I'm asking questions about your heart?
3a. Can I have it when you don't need it any more? (Be glad, I don't usually ask...)



And, Mrs.B: welcome to the insane banter that goes on around here.

1. I haven't. But I talked to my shrink. He doesn't seem purplephobic.
2. I see it every time it breaks and I have to put it back together with chicken wings and an IPA.
3. It's not creepy. It's kinky. Is that creepy?
3a. You can have it, but I'm warning you. Sometimes it moves funny.

Hey Dr. Beccs, you can have my heart for a nice down payment. Odds are good you'll be ablessed to harvest it sooner than most peoples, and it's the only part of my body that's not f*d up!
Nice down payment required tho please!! Otherwise I'm donating it to someone random!
Ps I cannot guarantee it won't still be in love with my husband! ^_*
Also.
Isn't blood purple till it hits oxygen?
I'm a purple girl too! And I like sparkly things so much I can relate to this gif.

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You'll also have to excuse the vulgar language at times...
It's usually the older folk here who are respectful and polite... Like our user "Minimalist".

You're Such A Dag, igno.